Things My Family Says

and we're back, with another edition of Things My Family Says...

Mom: "what's Brantley Gilbert's name in The Hangover?"
Me/Brian: "Brantley Gilbert?"
Mom: "I mean Bradley Cooper"

Brian: "for my birthday, instead of cake lets do something with venison"

Brian: "I ate the rest of your apple."
Mom: "that's a sweet potato."

Brian: "6 packs are a waste of money." (he's all about those 30 packs)

*referring to The Voice*
Dad: "Cassie, did you vote?"
Me: "no."
Dad: "you're not the same as you used to be."


friends:
B: "Belvedere is like a guy from the 80s, very slick and smooth."

Carrie: "what are you doing with your life?"
Me: "are you talking to me?"
Carrie: "no, I'm talking to myself."


the coworkers:
H:"when I drink too much, I get really slutty." (he's a guy)

H: "your dress is making my hand numb."

Me: "what are you doing July 4th?"
H: "coming over you."

Me: "sometimes I reread my tweets cause I think I'm funny."
H: "that almost made me fart."

J: "I never met anyone that likes to drink as much as you do"

random jabroni at the Indians game:
"when is the 7th inning stretch?"