Things My Family Says

(round one and round two)

and now for round three...

Brian: "I want an ice luge"  Me: "an ice luge shot?"

Mom: "if I was gay I would act straight"

*an Asian from Ohio on Jeopardy* Me: "we got an Asian"  Mom: "good, he'll kick ass"  Me: "he's a fat Asian"  Mom: "oh, I don't know about that then" (fun fact: he actually is kicking ass. and stirring up some controversy.)

Dad: "myth, m-y-t-h, then why isn't Nyth a word?"

Brian: "anyone want peach sauce?" (referring to the juice)

Mom: "yea, I'm not big on pirates"

*while watching Jeopardy* Dad: how do people know this much information? I know what a wrench is"

one from my friends:
Olivia: "sometimes I wonder if reality shows are real"  Carrie: "yea. is that what you think? cause they're not."

a few from my co-workers:
SW: "I'll just start showing more skin"

SW: "all you damn Lanes are the same"

H: "I only twerk when I have to pee"


and a very happy birthday to my Gram, love you!