I've heard a few good ones lately and figured I'd share them with y'all. usually I just make my real life friends listen to them, but today you get to too! aren't you lucky?
one of my all-time favorites:
what did the fish say when he hit the wall? dam.
and there's also:
why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America? cause freedom rings.
are there 21 letters in the alphabet? oh, there's 26? I must have forgot u r a q t.
where does a fish keep his money? a riverbank.
why is Peter Pan always flying? he Neverlands.
share your favorite joke with me!
Why are Tigger's paws always dirty? Because he's always playing with Pooh.
ReplyDeleteHaha, I do love the fish jokes. :) I am really bad telling jokes but glad you shared some. :)
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