"Grizzly Adams did have a beard"

I love the movie Happy Gilmore. love it.

here's what IMDb says::
a hockey player wannabe finds out that he has the most powerful golf drive in history. he joins the PGA tour to make some money to save his grandmas house. the downside is that his hockey player mentality doesn't really go with the PGA tour rules.

 I think it's hilarious and extremely quotable. which is basically my favorite thing ever. I love being able to quote movies daily. I think Adam Sandler did a fantastic job.


must be Burt Reynolds or something. every time (seriously every single time) I see a limo I say this.

you're gonna die clown.

somebody's closer. gotta say it in the high pitched voice.

tap it in, just tap it in. give it a little tappy, tap tap taparoo.

I hate that Bob Barker.

the price is wrong, bitch.

where were you on that one, dipshit.

he shouldn't have been standing there.

you can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up.

ya jackass!

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.  you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


those are just the quotes I say all the time, there's even more great one-liners. I would recommend Happy Gilmore to every person in the world. it's a classic in my family.